Hi! I’m Jordan.
This blog will probably be a continual work in progress, as are most aspects of my life currently. Ah, the joys of being a twenty-something and attempting to figure it all out.
I live in the beautiful Pacific Northwest near Portland, OR. I have lived here my entire life and there are few other places I could ever imagine calling my home. I’m a dog person. I have a sweet tooth… or 10. Breakfast food is the most magical food of all time, I will fight you about it.
I’m super weird, just ask my sister.
I’m also super annoying and brutally honest, just ask my best friends.
And for all the super positive shit about me, ask my husband. He’s the sane one of this duo and keeps me grounded in reality. I’m a rolling stone and he’s the moss that refuses to give up or follow expectations. It’s really awesome.
Otherwise, read the blog posts and get to know me. I’m a little all over the place, but I swear it’s entertaining. Whether you’re here to connect with me or here to judge the shit out of me and laugh about it with your own significant other or friend group, welcome. I hope you enjoy it and whatever you get out of it. 🙂